- Wake up angry.
- Write a lengthy journal entry wondering why you're so angry.
- Discuss your childhood. Bonus points for the following keywords: misunderstood, ex-boyfriend, medication, money, "that guy I killed."
- Feel very sorry for yourself. Sorry and angry.
- Go outside for a smoke.
- Kick the brick wall of your house.
If that doesn't work I suggest using a hammer.
3 comments:
Wow i find this awkward and well pshycotic
Thanks!
I finde that
the moment I wake up
something has made
me hug my
hammer,
run nude in a meadow
with my hammer,
vote
Republican
with my hammer,
watch Sixteen Candles
with my hammer,
and run my tongue
laciviously
through
the little
groove
meant to pry nails
out
of drywall.
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